The reason Canadians are so nice is easily explained. Once a year, on the sixth full moon all Canadian’s gather beneath the stars and perform a ritual that sucks all their meanness and cruelty and places it in Canadian Geese.
I mean, if you want your family to eat off of your shit-spoon, that’s your own business
You could at least wash the lube off first
Everyone needs to see this video
we have all read fanfiction that we shouldn’t have
when your enemy revives itself
when your enemy is almost dead but kills you anyways
when your enemy has another form
This speaks to me on a personal level.