Amanda Marie

factsofcanada:

The reason Canadians are so nice is easily explained. Once a year, on the sixth full moon all Canadian’s gather beneath the stars and perform a ritual that sucks all their meanness and cruelty and places it in Canadian Geese.

Ok this may seem weird but it is serious. I was masturbating with a spoon and i covered it with a condom now that i'm done should i put it back in the family drawer? thanks
Anonymous

I mean, if you want your family to eat off of your shit-spoon, that’s your own business

You could at least wash the lube off first

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akagatari:

LABRYS | 嘎哦 [pixiv]

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lifehackable:

Everyone needs to see this video

neotropicalia:

we have all read fanfiction that we shouldn’t have

wedontgivethatup:

orlesianscum:

wedontgivethatup:

when your enemy revives itself

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when your enemy is almost dead but kills you anyways

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when your enemy has another form

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cecefredzilla:

hipster-trichster:

fucknolesmis:

MONSTERS UNIVERSITY

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MONsTERS inC 

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FINDING NEMO 

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PIXAR MOVIES

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cars 2

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planes

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This speaks to me on a personal level.

sharkpositivity:

My shirt came.

toastradamus:

You. Phone Home. Now.

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